1. Groovy Grace told me she had a dream where Jesus told her to fuck Boone. I had gone to give her money I owed her but she had forgotten the debt. Laura always said that I would turn into Boone if I was left unchecked. Boone had long hair and talked in surfer accent with a big stupid smile. He was from somewhere out west and had an internship at …
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