SIMPLER TIMES
There wasn't any evil in the world until they came
You couldn't tell a plant from the pot it was in
And no one ever thought to count things
Or moments, it was always high noon
Everyone was so nauseous from the smell of the bradford pear trees
Men lived in caves, and women, some place even nastier
The plains were full of bison, although they looke…
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